Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

Two Wuv

A condition where a person sings about having a crush on the Oslen twins for no reason and they have a blue tie

Zeebin: Mary Kate and Ashley I hope you understand tha-
The Oslen twins: Ew get away
*Zeebin is now sad but still sings two Wuv*

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

a bob or two

A small amount of money. It used to mean a pound.

I used to hear it used when I was a kid. ( I'm no longer a kid! )

She might earn a bob or two (for a small task or fervour)

by The Oldie June 13, 2023