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roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.
Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.
by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021
mugGet the roll on readmug.

Rolls Truck

A Rolls Royce Cullinan. A very luxurious SUV that costs more then some peoples houses.
"Yo my boy copped himself a rolls truck!"

"What Color?"

"Gold"

"Man, your boy must be retarded then"
by xxigilzbyKaijo October 12, 2022
mugGet the Rolls Truckmug.

*rolls eyes*

Basically. . .

I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians
by abc.Lmnop July 13, 2019
mugGet the *rolls eyes*mug.

.9.My Eyes Roll Back.9.

.9.My Eyes Roll Back.9.
.9.My Eyes Roll Back.9.
mugGet the .9.My Eyes Roll Back.9.mug.

Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your rollmug.

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.
Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*
by Stebone69 September 30, 2021
mugGet the texas rolling pinmug.

Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.
At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.
by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021
mugGet the Baltimore Rollmug.

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