1.The act of having anal, vaginal, and oral sex all in one go-around. In that order.
2.Possibly the worst way to do all three types of sex at once.
2.Possibly the worst way to do all three types of sex at once.
Jenny got angry with her boyfriend after he failed to mention his plan of executing the Chocolate George last night.
by Thatoneguy56 November 08, 2012
A weiner whothinks he goes extremely hard, with a high pitched laugh, he is known as chocolate bear to Trevin
Hey Chocolate yonis
by lsgjghlkfd April 29, 2011
what animals do when they rub or place their dirty buttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. A perfect examples are dogs who have exposed buttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.
my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his butt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.
by 26@65 October 05, 2015
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016
A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 December 01, 2015
by hazelbeit March 26, 2018