ur cat a twat

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.

Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*

by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018

Cats have kittens

An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.

A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."

by Genghis KaniSalad January 8, 2019

Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.

Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.

by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

dirty barn cat

fake ass country sluts that fuck every guy in a friend group can be found at local field party yelling yee yee drinking bud lights. commonly also known as a mud cricket (see definition)

party tonight karas bringing her dirty barn cat friends

by sggggggggggggggjhwwrwrwqe44494 August 8, 2018

Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

Cat Milk Silk

Cat Milk Silk is the milky white substance extruded from the many nipples of Spidercat.

"Hey Jane, I bought this new cat milk silk loom to weave me up some bonnets."

by Jboww September 18, 2018

bright blue cat

Big Black Cock. Backronym of BBC

"He will always be a slut for bright blue cat"

by DondaDeluxe March 14, 2023