high maintenance cat

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

by Penupenu December 28, 2016

Cat Ass Boy

A boy that cheats, lies, and is extremely childish. It is also a boy that will smash anything, especially your friends. It also a man who spends all day and night with his boys like they dating . And lastly it's a boy that can be so in love with you while y'all are together but when y'all break up you a how, that etc.

That guy just broke up with his girlfriend and he's already trying to talk to her friend his such a Cat Ass Boy.

by Tcyjhnvhnxgnsg. Cgx. Hrzymewjy January 27, 2017

Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Choki is a cat name

Choki is a cat name

Choki is a cat name

by Exotata January 29, 2023

very tuff cat

the tuffest cat in existence. legends has it that this cat was tuffer than hitler. and ruled the universe

a cat which is so strong that people called "very tuff cat"

by anonymous August 30, 2023

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023