Shit Fishing

When somone puts their arm down the piping of the toilet to find a shit. This is usually performed after somone else has just been to the toilet, obviously increasing the chance to find something.

There are many reasons people do shit fishing, but the three most commen reasons are:
Blocked toilet
Somone ate something that the person needed
Hunger

"Hey John, wanna play some b-ball on saturday?"
"I can't Stan, I'm going Shit Fishing with my dad."

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

shit shy

1) A person who cannot use a bathroom in a public place or with people around the vicinity.
2) Someone who is a wuss; pussy

1) I can't piss, im too shit shy.
2) Don't be fuckin shit shy, slash those mother fuckin tires foo.

by Jessica April 15, 2003

Streak of shit

On the farm, when a cow is taking a shit and, in the process, Coughs causing an explosion of shit to hurl from its ass at light speed. Most often a witness to this even will tend to use the phrase to describe the speed of an object or vehicle.

“That thing was faster than a streak of shit”.

by plowboy July 30, 2009

N' Shit

A word invented and used exclusively by Dulcimer Krueger. It can have multiple meanings, including a substitute for "etc."

BREAKFAST N' SHIT

by hblaugh October 5, 2009

shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked

"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

by the guy who beat up your roomy March 9, 2010

Watergate that shit

To cover something up; lie.

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

by 37th President April 26, 2009

shit-housed

to house so much alcohol in your shit that 'hammered', 'drunk', 'tanked', 'completely rat-arsed' or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.

dude, Brent was so Shit-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!

by piratesonstrike May 6, 2009