Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

College Party Guru

The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!

Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.

by KingCPG November 12, 2011

wears a smock to a party

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008

hot pocket party

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.

Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.

by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

German Sparkle Party

When double rainbows meet German pop singers that are somewhat seen as possible homosexuals. In other words, a gayclash complete with strobe lights, drugs, sparkles, schnitzels, beer boots, pink bratwurst, rubber boots, party pants, ect.

Florian- *with a flirtatious hand gesture* I like German Sparkle Party~
Rudolph- Ach ja, I live to dancy-dance in thooose~~

by Shady-chan The Neko August 28, 2011

red cup party

a typical party where everything that is being drank is poured into red, plastic cups. this is a stereotype, not a fact, but it is still very common amongst college and high school students.

dude, let's hit the red cup party!

by XDW December 31, 2007

wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004