hippo slut

a person how want some one who doesnt want them, so they call them a monkey whore because they cant get you.

Kim wanted Tyler but Tyler didnt want Kim. Kim called him a monkey whore. Tyler said to his friend "what a Hippo Slut."

by jayhawk12 January 14, 2010

Job Slut

A young adult with adequate education (usually a Bachelor's or advanced degree) but little experience who has been unable to find a suitable entry level position due to the recession and resulting horrible economy, and out of desperation has become willing to do anything that will earn them a paycheck. Also known as an underemployment hopeful.

Similar to and a derived from this classical definition of latter term (slut): An attractive young woman who is not able to date whom she had originally desired and consequently embarks on a series of romantic encounters with various men with little discretion and virtually no commitment.

I thought that getting a Master's would guarantee me a good job, but after so much rejection I accepted job slut status and started working the drive thru.

by brianjensen June 19, 2010

Calorie slut

A person who indulges on food rich in calories to satisfy his or her desire for rich food.

I was such a calorie slut for dinner tonight. I had an 8 oz. steak and 2 pieces of cheesecake and a milkshake.

by XDM January 6, 2011

slut bitch cunt

mariah carey

Eminem "like i'ma sit back and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt that made me put up with the phsycho ass over six months and only spread her legs to let me hit once"

by Jesinator November 10, 2009

theme park slut

girls who go to theme parks dressed in little shorts and short skirts

hay dude check out those theme park sluts

yea lets follow them

by g dubs 47 August 6, 2008

sperm burpin slut

What every male's ex-wife or girlfriend becomes a minute after they break up.

Where's my ol'lady? Oh, you mean that sperm burpin slut that I used to have clean the old pipes every now and then.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Chicken McNugget Slut

an overweight person, someone who's had one too many happy meals

Person 1: "Look at that cow. She must weigh over 300 pounds!"
Person 2: " Yeah, she's a real chicken mcnugget slut!"

by Dreidle April 13, 2009