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by sand_nigga January 23, 2005
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by Edwin Alfred October 15, 2005
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by John the Rapetist April 14, 2010
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by Pheobe Bedwetter August 14, 2010
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This condition has been known to occur from overuse of hormones and/or steroids, as well as multiple bombardments by a fat fucking cock which results in the engorgement of the clitoris and streching of the pootie lips
This condition has been known to occur from overuse of hormones and/or steroids, as well as multiple bombardments by a fat fucking cock which results in the engorgement of the clitoris and streching of the pootie lips
vic : "Damn Kid, I walked by Brit and you could she her elephant pussy hanging out of her skirt!"
Kidpro: "Yeah Brah, I dicked her for 7 hours last night. Her pussy was DeVaStAtEd!"
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by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008
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