Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.

I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.

by AJ38 December 10, 2021

runaway roll

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.

I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

dick roll

During the unit Danceracha performance of "Wow" (by popular 4th gen. boy group 'Stray Kids') Lee Know is described as doing a "dick roll". Also known as a "hip thrust" or some form of grinding.

Person 1: "THE DANCE BRWAK AND THE FUCKING DICK ROLL OHN NMMCYC"
Person 2: "the fucking WHAT 😀"
Person 1: "HIP THRUST IDFK"
Person 2: "YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN CALL IT A DICK ROLL ICB"
Person 1: "GIRL HES HOLDING ONTO HIS CROTCH THAT SHOULD BE WHAT ITS CALED"

by iNomBin July 15, 2021

rolling dough

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman from behind, 'doggy style,' while holding on to the top of her ass cheeks, like he is rolling dough.

I was banging Lauren so hard last night while she was on all fours, it seemed like I was rolling dough because I was holding her booty so much.

by Rolling ass cheeks June 10, 2017

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.

Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!

by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020