In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

The original giver of law

Moses...

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.

half-pibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Connaghan’s Law

A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.

Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.

by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.

“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”

by Stefonson December 29, 2024