jack bauer

Refers to the crystalline portion of marijuana known as keef, aka keefer aka "Kiefer Sutherland".

Dude, I only got a little of that Jack Bauer left, but it'll put you on your ASS!

by Tha S-Man September 22, 2006

beaucoup jack

a great deal of money

That will cost beaucoup jack, Jack!

by Eric Evans September 6, 2006

double jack

A shooter that is made of 1/2 yukon jack, 1/2 jack daniels

Did you see Derek last night? 4 double jacks and he was done!

by DAWS-C December 25, 2007

Jack and Rose

When you take a shit and one turd floats and the other sinks.

Mike: Dude I took a massive Jack and Rose this morning. I shouldn't have ate those old hot dogs.

Nick: Gnarley bro!

by Salva_tora December 29, 2013

jack daniels

A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.

-a chav walks into a bar-

chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

Breakfast Jack

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

by d kizzle February 25, 2009

Jack Moran

A misogynist prick, who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up. 😁🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Jack Moran sucks cock and can’t get a girl to save his life. Jack Moran is not relevant!!

by Harmbug September 2, 2019