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Douche Nozzle

Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!
by _likesdogz June 21, 2023
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Douche Bag

Tristan Gowan. Im 17 and I'm a love bombing, lying, cheating, attention seeking, cry baby, little Douche Bag.
Hi Tristan Gowan I go on social media platforms, like reddit, roblox, valorant, discord, and groom minors. (they are actually mature for their age.) yes. Im a douche bag
by Anon Gril 13 September 23, 2025
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Douche

Someone who farts in another's face.
"Bob is a stupid douche because he farted in my face, can you believe that, Shirley!?"
by Ploopyschmoopy October 2, 2025
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Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery
"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"
by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025
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Persian Douche

A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a player who has picks the Persian civilization, then deletes their starting Town Center and rebuilds it within firing distance of the enemy Town Center. Persians are one of the few civilizations that can do this reliably since their Town Center has double hitpoints, though Byzantines get an honorable mention. It is generally considered a meme strategy, but is sometimes able to stress and tilt opponents into a chaotic tactical position or outright resigning, and has a controversial reputation among players.
"Did you see the Red Bull Wololo tournament game where MBL Persian Douched Liereyy?"
by torpedo2 November 9, 2025
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Ute-douche

Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes
I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.
by Allan B'stard March 1, 2023
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Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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