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Douche Shot

A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.
by smokes420 April 16, 2011
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douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010
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Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.
by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014
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Douche Bag

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.
by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019
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Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction
She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute
by StinkyJay January 16, 2025
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Door Douche

(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash
Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023
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flaming douch bag

Daw W
When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 9, 2017
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