2 bros

the opposite of gaydar

2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay
(outcome where the 2 bros are not in a hot tub)
2 bros chillling in a hot tub 5...where are they?
(original vine made by Anthony Padilla)

by SOMEONE_XD123 December 22, 2019

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Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..

Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...

by Packety2023 April 16, 2024

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Broing on

colloquial term for "going on" among bros

may further be abbreviated to broin on.

Josh: Hey, what's broing on?

George: nm, brah.

by gotfan November 14, 2011

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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022

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Flow-to-bro ratio

How much of a bro someone with a gnarly flow really is. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10. A bro who lands himself a 10 would often be considered head of dudes in most scenarios requiring some sort of leadership and would be conidered a bro by everyone. The ratio in written form would be whatever number the bro achieves followed by a ":" and then the word flow. Ex. 6:Flow

Bro 1: Dude, that bro has some gnarly locks..

Bro 2: I agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.

Bro 1: Thats too bad, I thought he would be more of a bro...

by Fruitsnackstothemax August 26, 2013

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