Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Asian Bottle

When you and your partner dispense fecal matter into a bottle and insert the nozzle into the vagina and squeeze vigorously.

Honey I’m so horny let’s do the Asian Bottle

by Coopuh January 5, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective way to carry water, but also the most effective way to make everyone laugh during a lecture when it falls over.
This object will make you crash out every 5 second,like the second u look away its already 30ft away from falling and rolling away

“My water bottle works better than a car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective method of carrying water,also the most efficient way to make everyone laugh during a lecture.
Like this object works better than a car weel. I will look down and it will be 30 ft away after falling, but before it can roll it has to fall and make the BIIIIIINNNKKKKDDDDDKKKKK!!!!!!! Hiting the ground.

“My water bottle works better than car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

Greatness in a bottle

Used to express excitement or in a complimentary way

Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!

Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.

by kennie1 August 26, 2009

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011

shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

by Full Status August 28, 2011