very tuff cat

the tuffest cat in existence. legends has it that this cat was tuffer than hitler. and ruled the universe

a cat which is so strong that people called "very tuff cat"

by anonymous August 30, 2023

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

high maintenance cat

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

by Penupenu December 28, 2016

Crazy ass cat

Feline house pet that frequently behaves as though completely out of its mind and does wired and funny stuff.

Caramel kept swatting her paws up as if to grab my cigarette even though I'm still petting her. Crazy ass cat!

by CatLady8038 November 3, 2018

Kaitlyns Cat Crew

A group of random girls who sit around talking about cats while eating skittles.

Look at Kaitlyns Cat Crew!!

by gurl.....im a cat April 10, 2015

Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020