wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024

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The Wibble Wobble

A certain dance a drunk guy does at a bar when he wants to get the attention of a sober female. Usually this dance does not work.

by LittleRune April 10, 2020

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The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

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A slut. A woman with a very well used vagina.

Dude, she's a total wobbly box. It's like fucking a bucket of water.

by THE Gyakk Pvaann January 2, 2021

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a sigma blumpkin gyatt super corn maximus quinnathon but you're baking a cake during it

by SwaggestWizard May 7, 2024

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The name of the dance you do when your penis is stuck to your thigh on a hot day

He was sweating all day and because of that he had to do the weiner wobble all day.

by PagitosDiablos February 1, 2025

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