menstrual winds

a fart or series of farts during your period often having an aroma different from your normal farts. Sometimes the smell is metallic or extra eggy.

Wow, those menstrual winds sure are potent today.

by octoberblack September 7, 2020

Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef

Jessica let out her chinook winds

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

Nathan’s Wind

Nathan’s Wind is when a Nathan blows on you. This is a rare event since Nathan’s will only blow on you when there only sexually attracted to you. If you are given Nathan’s wind then you must tell all of your friends. This is also very similar to Jacob’s Wind.

Omg! I just got Nathan’s wind I’m so lucky!

by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021

Brown Wind

The fart that comes out when you have to poop, and it smells like the poop.

That smells like some brown wind!

by TheMakerDowner December 11, 2018

Shit wind

When someone farts infront of the fan

Did you have to do that right infront of the fan? You just hit me with shit wind...

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021

Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021