by founes November 15, 2023
Get the Billie i wishmug. A shopping website that sells stuff that isn't Relevant to the Universe consisting of Drugs and Wet Gummy Bears
by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021
Get the Wishmug. I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
Get the Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move outmug. Well...
Hym "I bet you wish you would have said something about the target harassment campaigns that mimic the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia BEFORE you kids got murdered down there in Texas... Cus I'll tell you right now that THERE IS NO RARE FORM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA that only affects teenagers. That isn't a thing. The psychiatrist lied. Schizophrenia only develops in your 20s and there are genetic markers. If that school shooter is I prison right now. You can bring a doctor to that prison RIGHT NOW... And test to see whether or not he has those genetic markers. But before you do... Remember: I HAVE STOPPED MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THAN YOU HAVE. Go forth. You can test it right now to see whether or not that shrink was lying. I was right. The YouTube freaks are trying to cover their own asses and THE POLITICIANS are using tech billionaires as a proxy to TAKE MY PROPERTY WITHOUT GIVING ME DUE COMPENSATION."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
Get the Wishmug. by Ur_Local_Gay May 3, 2022
Get the Wishmug. From the moment you meet Wish, you'll know he's something special. Wish is one of the most caring and motherly people you could meet. He's extremely loyal, and always ready to fight for his morals. Not one to cut corners or take the easy way out, he'll look for solutions in unusual places. He prefers to think on his feet, but is always careful to keep strong self control over his emotions and is not inclined to anger. If you get to know him he will provide love and validation for you in your time of need. If you're lucky enough to meet him, Wish will always be gallant and willing to do even the smallest favors for you. Be careful never to take him for granted, once betrayed his trust is not easy to regain.
I couldn't Wish for better.
by PhoPhaeDra January 9, 2020
Get the Wishmug. You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
Get the Monkey's paw wishmug.