Gentleman's reading room

The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003

read the riot act

to rebuke firmly, especially with a stern warning (the riot act was an act of the Parliament of Brittan which was often read before it was enforced and was made particularly infamous by the "Peterloo massacre")

He read the riot act to him in front of everyone when he tried to steal his book.

by The Retrurn of Light Joker January 20, 2009

reading therapy

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)

i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2010

read 180

A program For students, Typically In Elementary School Who Have special Snowflake Syndrome

"HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE READ 180 STUDENTS?"
"No"
"They Had To Pronounce bee And once Of Them Said Bah"

by unkown frick November 24, 2016

read the bible

reading the bible is nothing other than fucking with your loved ones <33

for example:

"wanna read the bible tonight?"

"ofc babe I'll be there in 5 minutes"

by defnoturgirl January 08, 2022

WHAT THE LICK READ

"how are ya doing" a salutation

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?

by shannonf October 12, 2007

What the lick read?

Could you give me the specifics about the robbery or lick we are about to commit.

Hey bro what the lick read? how many people is in the house and where is the stash?

by 💯 The Maxx January 11, 2020