WAD

Wet Ass Despair

Nagito: "I am full of hajime's wad"

by NotTechnoblade June 19, 2021

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

by 🔥👹🥵👹🥰🤣😬😬😭🍁🥵 June 21, 2023

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

dit-wad

Variant of dit wad A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.

My cat is such a dit-wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!

Note: This has been published before.
Not found now.
The word has since been used on the show Jeopardy.

by Damien5280 April 12, 2009

wad

A type of asshole, the lesser scum, paired with various profanity to form words such as fuckwad, shitwad, dickwad, cuntwad, and less commonly, jerkwad.
Do not use this word alone to describe someone, people will look at you funny.

Wow, that guy is such a cuntwad...
All of you are fuckwads.

by GrillSalt May 26, 2016

In a wad

in a bind or in a bad in situation where you’re in a sticky situation

“Man im in a wad” guy 2: “why what’s up? guy 1: “i want to go to the game tonight but i have a hot date idk what to do” guy 2: “are you seriously in a sticky situation over this”

by immaguymaybe October 5, 2023