Vodka

What all Russians have flowing through their veins.

"Vodka is life" -Literally every Russian ever

by Barnie Slayer April 2, 2021

vodka friday

every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way

hey it's finally vodka friday

i can't wait until vodka friday

by retired jeff July 31, 2020

Vodka

Russian water

-Can you pass me the water comrad?
-It's vodka...
-Same thing, give it to me

by luca_skye_ January 28, 2020

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

Vodka

What people drink to ruin their life even if they say there having fun. It’s useless and people who drink it are rebels. It tastes like shit

If I drink vodka I’ll die and rot in hell

by Ass hole vodka December 10, 2019

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.

Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad

by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018