The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, A sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen, then ride each other bare back.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

Viking dom

A Viking dom is a sexual dominate usually amab who is extremely into Viking culture and Norse mythology. They usually are also very into guns and spanking.

I’ve had a few Viking doms in my life. They make for excellent sexual partners

by Idkimjusttryingtoaddthis May 22, 2022

viking cheese

When a berserker feints a top heavy finisher into a zone attack

Yo that niggy using Viking Cheese!

by Boneberker October 8, 2017

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018

Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023