Vampire

A girl who enjoys biting your neck and use your cock as a lollipop to suck the cum from it

Man 1 : What happened to your neck ?
Man 2 : My gf is a vampire

by Elvenstar February 21, 2017

Vampire ass

When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.

Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.

by Wordsmith & Wesson May 14, 2018

Technology Vampire

The term Technology Vampire comes from IRC and refers to someone who comes into a channel and begins to suck the life out of the channel by asking question after question after question. Once the Vampire has sucked the channel dry the Vampire disappears. Most often this kind of Vampire comes from Romania but have been know to come from elsewhere.

<Vampire> Hi, I want to make a web site, how do I do that?
<Regular> You need a web server with the proper extentions and then you code the pages.
<Vampire> How do I set up a server like that?
<Regular> Do you have Linux or a server version of windows?
<Vamipre> Whats linux?
<Regular> Do you know any web languages?
<Vamipre> I'm not sure what those are. What are some of them?
<Regular> What kind of web site do you want?
<Vamipre> I'm not real sure what I want.
(...ad nauseam)

by dev_null February 4, 2005

vampire sex

the act of eating a girl out while she is on her period

i was getting eaten out while on my period and he felt like a vampire. vampire sex

by krystalxbabi November 23, 2010

weekend vampire

(noun) - A teacher who, during last period on a friday, assigns a project or a shitload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.

David: Man this weekend is gonna be crazy! Ready to rock bro?

Bro: Nah man, my history teacher gave me a long ass project due monday.

David: Damn, sucks to be you!

Bro: Yeah, Mrs. Karla is a real weekend vampire!

by outlaw pr June 14, 2010

vampires

Those who feed on energy.. There's two types: psi (also known as pranic) and blood (also known as sanguine). A person can be both. Sanguine vamps take in energy through blood, they get their blood from donors; who are ready, willing, and have been tested for dieases and such in the blood... psi vamps pull energy out of people and into themselves, through visualation. We are not immortal, we are not dead, garlic does not hurt us anymore than it hurts you, the sun can't kill us; but for some is irritating (extremely for me..), and anybody can be killed with a stake.... duh.

www.slad.net is a very, very good vampyre support site, for vamps, donors, friends and family.

by Kaycee December 25, 2004

Vampire King

A vampire who doesn't take shit from any other vampires, and ultimately needs lots of vampire sex and human blood to be satisfied.

"Did you see the way that Vampire King killed the shit out of that guy; it was fucking insane."

by Joe Klein November 22, 2006