A potentially funny website run by a bunch of assholes that keep things from becoming too entertaining. They often allow dumb sh*t definitions for words that no one gives a f*ck about and deny entries that actually contain humor. Don't bother finding reason in their ways: They don't understand it either.
Person 1: Hey man, I tried to post a definition of Urban Dictionary for the 4th time.
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...
by foff123 June 2, 2011

A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.
Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.
by Millsy86 January 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.
by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008

... fucking seriously. Looking up Urban Dictionary, on Urban Dictionary! I- I don't even "WANT" to give you a definition of it.
by Morgan Freeman's evil Piñata. January 3, 2014

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011

by Supreme Leader of Fucking June 4, 2019

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020
