chicken tv

A microwave oven.

Last night Sipho watched the chicken TV cook his meal.

by Marcellus Wallace 69 May 12, 2022

TV church

preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.

J: "Did you go to church this morning"

K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."

by K2theTruth December 7, 2011

TV DJ

Much like a radio DJ a TV DJ does not actually select songs or jockey disks but fills the time between shows with random ramblings intended to engage the listener. Not to be confused by the more traditional announcer who simply informs the watcher of the following program.

The prime example of a TV DJ is the dude on C4 that reads out a random haiku before the Simpsons. There was also the hilarious spat of mispronouncing the show, possible to gauge if anyone was actually listening to them. Examples are as follows:
"The trimpsons"
"The Grimsons"
"Double Dimpsons"
"Crimpsons"
"The Flintstones"
"The Cheese & Onions"
Clearly by the end they had totally given up, or not understood the concept of cockney rhyming slang.

"I wish I knew what this TV DJ looked like so I could arrange for a piano to conveniently fall on his head."
"This TV DJ is inane."

by blueicecream47 June 28, 2013

Me-TV

The television channel that your old ass grandparents watch every single night.

My grandma was watching Me-TV again last night.

by Othy, Him October 29, 2022

This is Skrub TV

The best YT channel in the world with like a small amount of youtubers. More like 41 subscribers.

Did you see this is skrub tv's newest video?
No bro, his yt name right now on march 27th,2018 is Dan Ng until May. lol
git gud

by This is Skrub TV May 16, 2018

Roadtrip TV

Is a English and Irish 5 peace boyband. In the band there are Andy, Brooklyn, Rye, Jack and sonny (Ryan). Before sonny there were Mikey Cobban who is a youtuber now.
The biggest fan of roadtrip are Biscuit roadies gc💛

Roadtrip TV is the best band in the world

by Roadie.com October 29, 2019

Tv Button

better known as the remote/mokentroll.

Aye, hand me that tv button.

Them : the remote
Me: no nigga the tv button!

by ChellyRoe January 29, 2022