by IrishTexan January 06, 2009
the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.
by vinny the fireman May 08, 2007
A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.
Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!
by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013
by Baigorria December 27, 2010
The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...
Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010
Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"
by bitchassholenerd July 13, 2013
A seedy middle aged bald male of Russian descent that runs the illegal fish trade at the Genesee River Gorge in Rochester New York.
- Primarily deals with salmon but the street name “trout boss” is used as an alias.
- Primarily deals with salmon but the street name “trout boss” is used as an alias.
by BangkokBobby March 01, 2019