Skeleton Trombone

A "Skeleton Trombone" is when a Skeleton plays a trombone but its not like a "Skeleton Trumpet".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trombone"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 10, 2023

Trombone Man

If you fuck with an Trombone.

mom: How was the Trombone Lesson Today
me: It was Fun, Today we learned the: Trombone Man

by TrombonMan December 17, 2016

sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.

As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.

by goon451 November 19, 2020

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 07, 2022

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 August 19, 2015

Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 03, 2015

spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body

Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night

by Loser Romney March 24, 2014