an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.
by Sheepshagger July 4, 2006
Get the growler towellermug. on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone
"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"
by bobbyt June 18, 2006
Get the turkish towelmug. Yesterday's underware or other clothing used after a shower to dry body - a quick rub down, or at least lower section of body - in the case that a real towel is for some reason unavailable. Called that as China for whatever reason has nationally not yet caught on to the idea of the full body towel.
"My dog peed on my bathside towel during my shower, so I had to resort to using a Chinese Towel."
"Scott's really never forgiven me for using his new Ecko t-shirt as a Chinese Towel that night he slept over."
"Scott's really never forgiven me for using his new Ecko t-shirt as a Chinese Towel that night he slept over."
by JKKJ December 25, 2007
Get the Chinese Towelmug. The towel that you jizz into and then hide under your bed and then try to use later when it gets all crusty and yellow.
After a month of missing my terrible towel I found it in the corner under my bed, but when I used it, it rubbed by dick raw because it was so crusty.
by anti steelers fan February 6, 2006
Get the Terrible Towelmug. when a hot chick asks you to give her a rim job and she'll do anything you want her to do to you use a moist towel. its got the ruffness of your tougne and the wettness of your mouth. she'll never know ;)
Amanda wanted me to give her a rim job so i blind flodded her and rubbed a wet towel all over her sfincter.
by Chloride April 22, 2003
Get the towel jobmug. A single individual who, at a swingers party, tries to work their way into another couple's adventures.
by Kevinator July 9, 2005
Get the towel sharkmug. by CatWifDaGat January 8, 2020
Get the Towel Headmug.