A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010
Get the Man-totemug. Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.
by Fox dad October 23, 2020
Get the Totes AFmug. 
an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010
Get the Sven Totesmug. by Mikedefazio January 5, 2015
Get the Totemug. That Is Totes Your Color
by KiriBakuShipper February 11, 2020
Get the Totesmug. by Mr Wang's F1 Tours March 24, 2022
Get the Totes Cleatsmug.