Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

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Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 26, 2010

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Shit-ton

two assloads

by nevynevynolegs November 01, 2017

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A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard August 23, 2015

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A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

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A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

by Yesway May 29, 2018

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That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 08, 2011

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