The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

midyear crisis

occurs when midterms occur, the semester ends, all your friends come home from college and you're stuck with a huge amount of work.

A: dude, wanna chill this weekend and smoke up some dank headies?

B: naw dude, i have to study for my math exam. It's midyear crisis, you know.

by hug me January 12, 2010

Adult Life Crisis

Teenager turning into an adult and not knowing what they want to do with their life before, during, or after college.

She was going through an Adult Life Crisis during her first couple of years during College.

by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021

mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018

The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017