O-ticket

The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).

I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead

O-ticket by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

parking ticket by Uncle Dimma March 25, 2013

Turtle Ticket 

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

Turtle Ticket by i8toast April 11, 2013

Meat Ticket 

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

Meat Ticket by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

bus ticket by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014

biscuit ticket 

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

biscuit ticket by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

Shit ticket 

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

Shit ticket by smilingbananas May 29, 2016