Corn through a goose

To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"

Craigslist Ad: "this motorcycle goes like corn through a goose!"

by Thalaron November 9, 2012

whistling through my ass

Talking complete and utter nonsense. When something someone is saying is so completely and totally inaccurate and worthless that its value equates roughly to a whistling noise emanating from the anal area.

Phil said he's going to run for President next year!
Yeah right, he's just whistling through his ass!

Do I know what I'm talking about here or am I just whistling through my ass?

by Jotinmick March 24, 2016

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

The act of making art to a gay nigga (nibba, wigga, wibba, wigga) with gucci flip-flops and socks on...
- words spoken by gay-rap god

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

"Yeah men... gucci flip-flops, suck a nigga dick through his sock, bitch my dick hard, i be slobbing all in that cock..."

by ThicDaddy January 23, 2019

I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013

Poke Through

While wiping your ass your finger pokes through the paper and into your Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

I had a Poke Through and got some rust under my fingernail.

by Alex B May 14, 2003

throught

past tense of think, but with the letter R thrown in for no apparent reason.

Ruby-Jean: Did you see Mattie's churrin* last night?
Miss Mary: Yes, I saw those ugly children!
Ruby-Jean: They throught they were so crute* last night!

* churrin = children
* crute = cute

by The Laziest Gal in Town November 16, 2006