"Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019
by Spigot On HOT March 05, 2009
by ZeroExe July 11, 2021
by rawrfuckingXDbitch February 18, 2019
A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.
by Greekling October 07, 2019
sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.
in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"
by Krkič January 29, 2020
The legends who wake up before the football team. Getting no recognition, they keep going anyways, even injured. The sweat and dust won’t bother them, however 10 push-ups will make them want to quit and die.
by sussybaka1000000 December 15, 2021