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special slurpees

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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Tailgate special

To receive anal sex while eating fried chicken.
"Janet is awesome, she had a tailgate special and passed me a drumstick while I was pounding her ass!"
by Nom De Doom October 8, 2011
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The Mackey Special

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.
Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
by Violent Milk July 6, 2011
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Barcelona Special

The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.
"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."
by Loopyhead2 May 3, 2014
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republican special

When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.
Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!

Boss, are you sure?!?

Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
by MasterKof January 13, 2022
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baseball special

When a man goes in for a wax.
Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout
by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019
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The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.
Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015
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