garage shopping

the act of either breaking or sneaking into a foreign garage, hoping to gain something of value. most commonly alcohol.

"we need some beer but we're broke"
"no problem. let's go to the johnson's and do some garage shopping"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006

Grocery Shopping

When you take food, beer, or condiments from a house party for the soul purpose of filling up your own pantry or refrigerator at home.

"Hey did you hear about this freshman throwing a house party?"
"Yeah, I am going to go grocery shopping."

by 86thered February 25, 2010

homo-shopping

The act of allowing your wife or girlfriend to pull you away from the TV to go shopping during a major sporting event.

Your buddy: Yo, did you see the Phillies' locker room celebration after they beat the Dodgers in the NCLS?
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!

by Jayophonic November 13, 2009

KNOCK SHOP

Brothel, whore house, the sex equivalent of maccas (dollars for dick dunks)

"oii Ghandi ya mad cunt drop us off at the knock shop & ill give you a 5 star on uber"

by VB2560 June 11, 2019

Wrecking shop

1. Tearing the place up, as in deliberately vandalizing someone else's business or home, or destroying someone else's possessions.

2. (preferred) Plowing a gaggle of 'hood rats.

My ho called. Looks like tonight I'll be wrecking shop on her and her friend.

by Sic Semper August 4, 2009

pound shop

adj. An informal descriptive word to describe a cheap and provincial version of a said item or person. This is usually said in an offensive way.

Nigel Farage, a pound shop Donald Trump

by 8510pm January 7, 2019

Shopping Anxiety

The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.

Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"

by KaleighRene June 15, 2011