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keith

"what is the most unattractive male first name in the English language" "keith"
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Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023
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Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
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Keithing

(Verb or gerund) used to describe a rockstar lifestyle, one which normally involves multiple women, guitar playing and living life to the full, regardless of age.
Dude 1: Luiz is such a player. Playing music to live audiences, chasing every single woman and living life free and easy.

Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about
by Bermuder April 24, 2023
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keith griffis

The greatest man to ever exist on planet earth. The recreation of god himself
“Is that Keith Griffis? “
Yes sir it is”
by uwutime October 19, 2019
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Keith

An amazing ‘cheif’ Who will always listen to you and help you. You will be hypnotised by husband hair preferably brown and he enjoys being out the box
Person 1: Should we go get chief
Person 2: no let’s go get Keith
by Pinguuuuuu October 30, 2019
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Keith

Brother jean. The best dang keithston there is.
Sup Keith
by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020
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