An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
by The bees knees February 11, 2024
Get the Highway to the farting zonemug. Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
Get the Highway Patrol Syndromemug. 1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021
Get the Biking on a highway in Virginiamug. A 2 lane hallway running around a sealed clean room that is used to bypass a stairwell, that travels over said room.
by rameyz December 4, 2010
Get the scuzzle highwaymug. A larger 4 door sedan with plenty of power. Ideal for cruising on large stretches of highway. Especially American and German highways.
by ClawDaddy September 7, 2016
Get the Highway Pigmug. (N.)
1. A code/metaphor to say one is high on recreational drugs
2. A specific spot to smoke/inject/snort/etc
1. A code/metaphor to say one is high on recreational drugs
2. A specific spot to smoke/inject/snort/etc
Ex:
1. Girl: Yeah, I'm on the highway.
2. Tweaker: I'm with George and Mason, Yeah can we meet you at the Highway?
1. Girl: Yeah, I'm on the highway.
2. Tweaker: I'm with George and Mason, Yeah can we meet you at the Highway?
by assholemcgee September 30, 2011
Get the The Highwaymug. A road that runs into Lancaster, CA known by locals for its heavy amounts of prostitution, robberies and drug running
by ii_AusxYz November 5, 2025
Get the Sierra Highwaymug.