Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

French Guiana

an overseas department of France, on the NE coast of South America. The capital is Cayenne.

Me and my family went to french guiana in a plane!

by Anushki July 18, 2022

french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 19, 2019

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .

agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof

by Slothy13 November 23, 2016

French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.

Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”

by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022

french teacher

a teacher that is so incredibly bad and yells at you for no reason, she takes joy in yelling at kids and always gives attitude

saif: yo did you see my new teacher
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7

by valval5 May 1, 2021