Mussel fest

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female

I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!

by Sasenlanus July 16, 2014

Flapper Fest

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.

Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!

by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015

Boner Fest

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."

You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.

"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."

"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."

by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017

apple fest

When you take a large amount of apples then drill holes in each of them. Once this step is done you fuck the living shit out of each of them

Josh went to the grocery store to have an apple fest

by Kjay Shieu August 21, 2015

Sardine-fest

A common term used to describe a college party in which the typical apartment with floor space for 25 people is exceeding the limit by at least 10 times over. Symptoms may include stuck up against the wall, frequent beer spillage, long keg lines, restlessness, the uncertainty of who's body odor you're smelling, and the depressing realization that you only had half a beer and it's already 2 in the morning.

Mooney: "So what did you think about that rager last night at Hunter's Ridge?"

Preston: "Are you kidding? That party was a total sardine-fest! The keg ran out within the first fifteen minutes i was there and there was so many people that i couldn't move away from this disgusting chick that smelled like used tampons!"

by Ffej16 December 20, 2010

hibernation fest

When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.

Last night was such a hibernation fest, it will take all winter for my ass to recover.

by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019

Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).

"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"

by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020