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Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.
by Dragon67 April 16, 2023
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nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.
"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"
by Spiritualist May 24, 2020
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Stranger danger

In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat
I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school
by PossiblyJC February 28, 2020
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Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
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danger lesbian

man, she’s a danger lesbian for sure.
by emi irene July 21, 2020
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Harvey Danger

A rock band from Seattle, Washington. Active from 1993 - 2001, and then 2004 - 2009 before disbanding for good. The band is most known for their single, "Flagpole Sitta;" released on their first album in 1997, and went on to produce two more albums.
Harvey Danger, one of the lesser known bands from the 1990s.
by username4544 August 28, 2020
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