Skip to main content

Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
mugGet the Danger Wankmug.

Harvey Danger

A rock band from Seattle, Washington. Active from 1993 - 2001, and then 2004 - 2009 before disbanding for good. The band is most known for their single, "Flagpole Sitta;" released on their first album in 1997, and went on to produce two more albums.
Harvey Danger, one of the lesser known bands from the 1990s.
by username4544 August 28, 2020
mugGet the Harvey Dangermug.

danger barrel

Danger Barrel is a small youtube channel with 250 subscribers. If you searched this up you are probably very bored.
Guy 1: yo dude do you know Danger Barrel?

Guy 2: No..

Guy 1: makes sense..
by Unirversal Mouse 26 July 14, 2017
mugGet the danger barrelmug.

Dangerous tuna

Hates gays and is an absolute bitch is also extremely stupid and a poo poo head
by Potato4634 November 17, 2019
mugGet the Dangerous tunamug.

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018
mugGet the Danger bonermug.

danger lesbian

man, she’s a danger lesbian for sure.
by emi irene July 21, 2020
mugGet the danger lesbianmug.

Stranger Danger

This act is a combination of "the stranger" from another person while being choked from behind by that same person.
Dude, she stranger dangered me last night, I almost passed out.
by Sandman7718 September 6, 2019
mugGet the Stranger Dangermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email