the clean up

a "Clean Up" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the cleaner and great ignorance on the part of the cleaned. The primary goal of the Clean Up is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that cleaning can take place...

"the Clean Up" takes place when you fuck up someones shit without them knowing it was you and ultimately you benefit from the cleaning in the end.

by hatcher215 March 24, 2008

Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.

"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.

by Csaur August 29, 2016

Clean Bean

A goody two shoes. Someone who doesn't commit bad acts and does so deliberately. This may be because they are overall morally good people, or they are on probation and will go to jail forever if they do not act good.

Yeah i used to steal cars all the time, but now that i'm on probation i don't commit any crimes, nope, I'm a Clean Bean.

by Young Pleazy December 16, 2008

Clean the mat

1) To lick asshole

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat

by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020

Clean Olivia

When a girl named Olivia takes care of her man and other loved ones instead of being horny 24/7

“Why won’t you break up with Olivia dawg? She’s ugly”
“It’s fine because she gives me that clean Olivia every night”

by ThaineKushman April 16, 2020

Jesus Clean

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.

joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go

by MaGoo69 January 5, 2011

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013