DOOMING WIZARD

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days
Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife
by Tectone April 07, 2021
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wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.
'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.
by veinofstarrs January 09, 2014
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Wizard Sex

“Hey I was hanging out with you gf and had wizard sex
by Quasex October 05, 2020
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WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.
Julian became 20 on 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by LonelyAndrogyn September 18, 2021
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WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.
Julian became 20 on the 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021
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Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.
Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.
by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. September 08, 2015
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the wizard of floyd

Also referred to as The Dark Side Of OZ, when watching The Wizard Of OZ, listen to Pink Floyd's album Dark Side Of The Moon.
Start track 1 from the album right as the lion roar's the second time, at the beginning.
Doing this has an odd synchronization, however Pink Floyd has came out and said that it is merely a coincidence.
A lot of people who listen and watch also trip shrooms, making for a truly intense experience :)
'Yo man, did you like The Wizard Of Floyd?' 'Yeah man, I was trippin balls'
by adam skywalka November 25, 2013
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