double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton May 21, 2011

you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.

by DearUniverse July 16, 2016

White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

by bones_ May 6, 2025

Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018

hurricane wedding

Hurricane wedding is a dank ass Cannibis strain from Hundred Percent Labs based out of Ohio. It’s a cross between Wedding Cake and Maui Wowie

I just snagged some Hurricane wedding! That shit is bussin respectfully!

by Memedogactual September 29, 2022