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Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.
I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.
by Vinceums November 22, 2003
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biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.
AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!
by General Burnside July 25, 2007
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DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.
Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man
by Dom2323 May 27, 2007
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Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.
"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"
by Jellyfish March 7, 2006
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The Kemlore Test

The Kemlore Test is a subjective assessment of the customizability of a MMORPG's character spec (specialization, talent tree, yada yada yada).

A game will pass The Kemlore Test if: it is possible to put together a viable yet unconventional spec.

If the game is not designed in a way that allow for an unconventional yet viable build, it fails The Kemlore Test.
World of Warcraft used to pass The Kemlore Test, but after the talent tree revamps (butchering) in Mists of Pandaria, it no longer passes The Kemlore Test.
by Kemlore February 26, 2013
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