Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.
I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.
by Vinceums November 23, 2003
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DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.
DNA Testing
by Interactive November 07, 2009
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biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.
AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!
by General Burnside June 25, 2007
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Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.
Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man
by Dom2323 May 11, 2007
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Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.
"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"
by Jellyfish March 07, 2006
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emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.
"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"
by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018
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Unit Test

A test for 8th grade steam students that usually makes a kid really socially distant. Its a culture. Most people give up studying. The average grade is a D- (passing).

If you get a Unit test and you haven't studied, shit.
Nerd: "Anyone study for the Unit test"
Everyone: "When is that"
Nerd: "Today"
Everyone: "shi-"
by B0SSMAN69 May 19, 2019
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