Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

by Vinceums November 22, 2003

DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.

DNA Testing

by Interactive November 6, 2009

biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.

AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!

by General Burnside July 25, 2007

Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.

Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man

by Dom2323 May 27, 2007

Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.

"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"

by Jellyfish March 7, 2006

Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

by shannonbananon August 19, 2013

Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)

My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him

by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022