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shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
by poidog May 17, 2008
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Shrimping

Is when you eat so much food that you become lethargic and want to sleep (the after Christmas dinner feeling). This idea is driven from shrimp that swim up the water column to the surface and eat so much food it causes them to fall asleep and sink to the bottom.
I am shrimping so bad after all that food.
by EBPbiologist January 10, 2014
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shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.
by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008
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shrimp canal

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.
last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut
by katie modis March 24, 2009
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lil shrimp

Lil shrimp is a little renowned rapper from oslo norway he has lived a though life and you can feel that trough his music.
he is most known by the song big bank wich he had to take down after sued by his own mom for slandering their name.
yo dude you heard that new lil shrimp track
Nah dude is it fire thoug
Is iT FirE THOgh off course bruh you trippin
by snusgang420 May 20, 2019
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shrimp corn

A person named nate or Nathaniel is very nerdy like, clumsy, and and always texts back within 3-4 hours.
Wow nate is such a shrimp corn
by Pnbglock October 3, 2018
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shrimp assed

“I got shrimp assed by Cedric last night” said Caleb.
by atootyta May 14, 2021
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