Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.

Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.

by hardlyaware July 20, 2011

Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"

Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass

I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years

by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023

The Shocker

Two in the pink and one in the stink
Aka two fingers in a vagina and your pinky in her butt

"You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, yeah"
-Steel Panther

by Strxbxrry007 November 5, 2021

waterville-mansfield shockers

Every guy at these schools is a gross yee yee boy with a mullet and wears hey dudes everyday. It’s so flat there with all the wheat fields and nothing to do besides hookup and so drugs. The guys also play girls better than they play football.

Omg did you hear about the waterville-mansfield shockers football team? they all suck !

by youdontknowme69420 October 5, 2021

shocker

When three finger up ring finger down. Two up the pussy, one up the ass.

woah bruh u shockered that baddie at 420 ur mean bruhhh

by Itsliongirl April 22, 2022

Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…

Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…

by Pushmataha October 26, 2022