SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.
Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?
by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019
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shell sham

A reference to young men who grow scruffy beards, wear their hair in a greasy and disheveled fashion and wear surplus military field jackets in an apparent attempt at duplicating the stereotypical media image of a traumatized war veteran.
That young twenty-something with the darting eyes and the spastic movements whom I saw sitting in front of the English department seems to be affecting quite an elaborate shell sham.
by takarakujiniatatta April 16, 2010
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